Jon Hamm doesn’t want people staring at his “privates”


If you’ve been reading the gossip lately, you will have learned that Mad Men’s Jon Hamm has an impressive “bulge” after being photographed obviously going commando in tight trousers.

We seem to appreciate this but Jon does not, especially as this means we will be on trouser patrol every time we see a picture. There is even a Tumblr dedicated to this phenomenon, entitled Jon Hamm’s Wang. Loves it.

Jon does not feel the same way, telling Rolling Stone magazine, “They’re called “privates” for a reason. I’m wearing pants, for f***’s sake. Lay off. I mean, it’s not like I’m a f***ing lead miner. There are harder jobs in the world.”


You can see the full outline of his manhood if you look closely!

He also is aware of the blog, adding: “But when people feel the freedom to create Tumblr accounts about my c***, I feel like that wasn’t part of the deal…But whatever. I guess it’s better than being called out for the opposite. Most of it’s tongue-in-cheek, but it is a little rude. It just speaks to a broader freedom that people feel like they have – a prurience.”

I would think he would be flattered, but the 42-year-old seems more pissed off. He should be proud! Or, if he is conscious about it, wear some proper underwear!

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